obamasdaughterssister: obamasdaughtersboyfriend: obamasdaughter: obamathepresident: obamasdaughtersboyfriend: obamasdaughter: I love my boyfriend <3 I love my girlfriend remember to wear protection wtf dad Wtf mr president omg lol busted
my parents said to go to bed early it is early in the morning
mishaoverlord: pretzelcoatlus: rakaakakka-fili-kili-bowtie: danyul-and-filup: princess-hardy: what if we are reincarnated when we die and when we’re babies we still remember who we used to be and that’s why we cry so much as babies, because of how our old lives are gone ..and the older we get we start to forget who we used to be in a previous life. well fuck #And the calm and quiet...
boygrimlark: scout-ebubbles: docot: freddybenson: leovaldezstyle: freddybenson: A B C the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours D E
miucciapet: i only care about inner beauty like bone structure
comemorninglighte: sunsetmugging: captainodair: whats the html code for a social life <go> </outside> 404 error
hiddlestalker: swanepeols: coldcoffeh: when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds shine bright like a white kid
genocidercyo: clockey: you’re the window to my wall you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
chekhov: In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know She read some examples The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit” The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
thecompanionsdoctor: Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
nyehs: marijuana more like marijuanah. say no to drugs. stop kony
pussy game too strong
thepetewentzband: jennesbian: my-little-skyscrapers: sting-like-a-tracker-jacker: hazelgustus: literallysame: liam-gayne: when you try your best but you don’t succeed when you get what you want but not what you need could it be worse when you love someone but it goes to waste and the tears come streaming down your face best post on all of tumblr, ever ^ you...
tinychatter: “honey, i’m home!” i yell. the honey does not respond. it cannot talk
partybarackisinthehousetonight: mermaidpirate: partybarackisinthehousetonight: if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check Did you really just call Mount Olympus a hill? sorry. BIG hill
iwishihadafather: gingerwerk: iwishihadafather: GODDAMN DREW CAREY USED TO BE HOT AS FUCK LOOK AT THAT FINE ASS STONE ASS JAW YEAH YOUNG DREW CAREY YOU WERE FINE AS HELL GODDAMN LOOK AT YOU DADDY My dad graduated from High School with Drew Carey did your dad fuck drew carey? because i would fuck drew carey if he looked like that
lameborghini: if u think my text posts are bad now u should see the ones that i don’t even publish
rneerkat: saladbrain: rneerkat: this is whats going to make me tumblr famous the blogger thinks as they comment “this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for” on 53 different text posts this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for why didnt i see this coming
katyissuperwholocked: superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock: You are allowed to drink when you’re 16. You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18. You receive free education. You receive economic support while studying. You enjoy free hospitalization. You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels.
alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
tuucker: isis-: noahstillsversustheworld: everyone I know or follow on tumblr is either a good artist, writer, cosplayer, gifmaker, photoshopper, attractive or just… amazing and I sit here like Is that a… A platypus …with 6 legs?? that’s lotad you uncultured shit
hipstertheory: hipstertheory: MY MOM FUCKING USED MY RAZOR TO SHAVE HER LEGS I AM SO BEYOND DISGUSTED RIGHT NOW
definefandom: folie-a-tout: heyaeya: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this: THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE...