Imperfection in Randomness

Where all things in life pop out one at a time, randomly.

Self-named Yoshio, university student studying Computer Science, somehow socially awkward, a closet fanboy of everything Japanese, and as crazy as my best friend eeyoreandkei.tumblr.com !!!

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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

Writing a story by hand:

for-the-love-of-the-words:

Expectation:
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Reality:
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ticklishbutts:

theladyofpie:

ticklishbutts:

the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis

Holy shit, that’s spot on

I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is

humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

  • adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

(Source: darrynek)

we’re not gonna put up with your shit

(Source: deangelise)

callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

(Source: nathanyall)

(Source: axelthelexiconstealer)

lokis-army-at-221b:

we are the future

slutformisha:

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(Source: nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays)

imallforspooky:

ladyavenger:

64kbps:

64kbps:

can firebenders bend hot people

18k notes and i still havent got a simple “yes/no” i fucking hate this website

yes

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I WANT THIS ON A SHIRT

(Source: shalrath)

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis: ironicapples: Well guess what tomorrow is DIDN’T WE AGREE SEVERAL TIMES IN MANY POSTS TO NEVER BRING THAT UP EVER AGAIN

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

ironicapples:

Well guess what tomorrow is

DIDN’T WE AGREE SEVERAL TIMES IN MANY POSTS TO NEVER BRING THAT UP EVER AGAIN

sailorkunt: CANDY CANDDY

sailorkunt:

CANDY CANDDY

(Source: kathybethterry)

(Source: mirandasexnoise)

chekov-in-the-shire: rivulo: dicaprion: OMG THIS IS PERFECT my mind cant even comprehend this level of perfect I THOUGHT THIS WAS A REGULAR ‘THE GREAT GATSBY’ GIF OF HIM HOLDING THE DRINK UNTIL I SAW THE OSCAR. I CAN’T TAKE THIS WEBSITE ANYMORE.

chekov-in-the-shire:

rivulo:

dicaprion:

OMG THIS IS PERFECT

my mind cant even comprehend this level of perfect

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A REGULAR ‘THE GREAT GATSBY’ GIF OF HIM HOLDING THE DRINK UNTIL I SAW THE OSCAR. I CAN’T TAKE THIS WEBSITE ANYMORE.

(Source: mosbyy)

nebulost: diasporicdecay: pocketostars: ancientrelic: humansofnewyork: “After this I go to work at a pizza shop. My wife and I were college professors in Bangladesh. I taught accounting. But one dollar in America becomes eighty dollars when we send it back home.” People forget, when immigrants come to this country they start from scratch. They could have been lawyers in their home country, but in the US..it means nothing. You think a HS diploma from Bangladesh means anything in this country? My mom was a top student in the country, went to all the best school and got the best of everything…but when she got here it meant squat and she was cleaning other people’s homes and scrubbing their toilets. This is why I get pissed of when people talk smack about immigrants. They at least are doing something…..heading for a goal..making sacrifices…what are you doing with your life?  ^ My parents were college-educated teachers in their home country and came to the U.S. with nothing but empty pockets, a dash of hope, and a belief in God. They also scrubbed toilets in people’s homes to make enough to provide for their children, and that’s probably not something a lot of educated professionals would be able to do. I know I wouldn’t be able to do it. Pride would get in the way. THIS IS TOO IMPORTANT. mom :(

nebulost:

diasporicdecay:

pocketostars:

ancientrelic:

humansofnewyork:

“After this I go to work at a pizza shop. My wife and I were college professors in Bangladesh. I taught accounting. But one dollar in America becomes eighty dollars when we send it back home.”

People forget, when immigrants come to this country they start from scratch. They could have been lawyers in their home country, but in the US..it means nothing. You think a HS diploma from Bangladesh means anything in this country? My mom was a top student in the country, went to all the best school and got the best of everything…but when she got here it meant squat and she was cleaning other people’s homes and scrubbing their toilets. This is why I get pissed of when people talk smack about immigrants. They at least are doing something…..heading for a goal..making sacrifices…what are you doing with your life? 

^ My parents were college-educated teachers in their home country and came to the U.S. with nothing but empty pockets, a dash of hope, and a belief in God. They also scrubbed toilets in people’s homes to make enough to provide for their children, and that’s probably not something a lot of educated professionals would be able to do. I know I wouldn’t be able to do it. Pride would get in the way.

THIS IS TOO IMPORTANT.

mom :(